I searched for "dead clown" but all the pictures were too disturbing. I suppose that's kind of like the experience of trying to get classic ASP up and running with todays libraries I'm having to work on a legacy site that runs on classic ASP. The real challenge is trying to get the old code to run on my Ubuntu virtual machine. There is a lot of old advice on the web and most of it was based on much older software versions, but I persevered and have finally managed to get classic ASP running on Apache 2.4 in Ubuntu. The process will allow you to have a shot at getting your code running, but my best advice is to use a small Windows VM. There's no guarantee that your code will actually compile and run using this solution, and the effort required is hardly worthwhile. The Apache module you're looking for is Apache::ASP. You will need to build it manually and be prepared to copy pieces of it to your perl include directories. You will also need to m...